Post the first day showings of Australia against an Indian bowling attack(?), the collective conscience of the country has risen up to fever pitch. The Indian bowlers who had been expected to falter like the European economy and breakdown like the Indian parliamentary system are no less clueless about their exploits than the unsuspecting Australian media and public. While Umesh Yadav had trouble realizing that leaking runs at more than five per over is so totally gross in a Test match, Zaheer wondered why the hell his team's batsmen make such a ruckus about the Oz pitches when his deliveries hardly behaved anymore venomously than the python in the Sydney zoo who had a lamb for lunch. Ishant Sharma ambled around like a sooner than expected resurrected Jesus Christ with as much interest in the game as Judas in Christmas. Yet
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