Shahid Afridi Facts

1. Afridi does not generally age.
2. One Afridi year = 5 Human Years.
3. Shahid Afridi's bat is actually a broken wind mill from heavens. It never stops swinging.
4. Afridi can hit a six of any delivery bowled by any bowler in any ground around the world. But then there are multiple parallel Afridi worlds and we never know which one he is currently in.
5. Afridi can also get out of any delivery bowled by any bowler in any ground around the world. This World!!
6. When Afridi bowls nobody knows which way the bowl is going to turn, not even Afridi!!
7. One Afridi inning is a melange of tragedy, comedy, drama, action, western, noir, neo noir and horror; all genres in five minutes or less. Aamir Khan gets inspired by watching his innings.
8. Head & Shoulder's have signed the wrong Shahid for their commercial.
9. Afridi is the only batsman whose shots can make MSD's shots look elegant.
10. Bowlers do not like bowling to Afridi. They are afraid one of these days ICC is going to strike off Afridi's dismissals from their bowling records.
11. Afridi can get out in two different ways off the same delivery. He misses the line and gets bowled but the atmospheric anomaly created by his godawesome bat swing carries the ball to the long on boundary into the safe hands of a fielder after it has shattered the stumps.
12. Rajinikanth tried the above. He failed.
13. Afridi holds the patent for a procedure in which one can put his brain in a cryogenic store and yet function humanly. The demand for this technology increases each time Afridi comes to bat. 
14. The SR in Afridi's batting record does not stand for "Strike Rate". It stands for "Swing Rate".
15. An alternate theory of Afridi's swinging prowess states that Afridi got his amazing swings after Chuck Norris shook his hand when they first met.